September 7, 2011

"Each night I imagine my heart is a spinning ball of light that shines brighter and spins faster the more I think about it. So I can give that light to you in the morning" I wrote this for you.

An ode to the awesomeness of the iPhone 4 HDR camera

If you have had the unfortunate adventure of sharing a meal with me, I am certain that at some point you noticed how my food inevitably finds its way on my clothing! Fortunately... I have mastered the art of stain removal through trial and errr.....failure? and finally found my magic. This process works its wonders on even the most pigmented elements embedded on your white linen pants.
1. As soon as those pants/shirt/skirt comes off, soak in HOT, really HOT water for 5 minutes
2. Grab your awesome spray n wash and Spray the area with 5 bountiful squirts. Be frivolous with your usage of this.
3. Thirty minutes later, soak your clothing in hot water for another 5 minutes and lightly hand wash.
4. Finally hand wash with clorox bleach for colors. NOT BLEACH. Bleach will shade your white with a hue of yellow. This, my friends is MAGIC in a bottle...and is your saving grace, so USE it well so you dont have to go spend another 100 bucks replacing that dress


In light of all this, kindly dismiss the ancient rule of not wearing white after labor day. Damn it, its still fashionable and highly trendy. Wear white, and own it, cuz its beautiful! And yes, I broke the rule and wore all white yesterday so for those of you - COUGH COUGH u know who u are-, who wanna comply with every age old rule in the unwritten handbook...yes I AM going to wear white.

Lastly, SONG of the day: